Thursday, January 16, 2014

THE LOCKER ROOM:

HOT WINTER OLYMPIANS 2014
From:  Manhunt Daily
 Yes, the 2014 Winter Olympics are being held in a country where gay people are slightly more welcome than smallpox. There’s no way to change it. Because the Olympics are revenue for a lot of people, and there’s no way bitches are going to choose morality over money. And the athletes have trained their entire lives for these moments. Hopefully, this will cast a spotlight on the situation for the LGBT community in Russia and it results in change. Or Vladimir Putin is accidentally cornholed by a zamboni. We can dream.

One way to take our minds off the social injustice in Russia is to focus on the athletes. The male ones. There are some sexy people headed to Sochi next month. Check out a sampling below.

Come back for The Locker Room next week because I’m going to focus on the US bobsled team.  They make my ass twitch.

 Henrik Lundqvist

Team Sweden – Hockey



 Gaspard Cuenot 

Team Switzerland – Biathlon



 Bode Miller 

Team USA – Skiing



 Jesse Beckom III

Team USA – Bobsled



 Sidney Crosby 

Team Canada – Hockey



 Steve Langton 

Team USA – Bobsled




 Zach Parise 

Team USA – Hockey


 Matteo Guarise Team Italy – Figure Skating





 Tristan Walker 

Team Canada – Luge




 Jonathan Toews 

Team Canada – Hockey



 Evan Lysacek 

Team USA – Figure Skating



 Eddy Alvarez 

Team USA – Speedskating



Resistance Is Futile: Chris Pine Underwear Invasion

From:  The Underwear Expert
 Star Trek Into Darkness opened, kicking-off summer blockbuster season and sending us on the hunt for more Chris Pine underwear sightings.

In our forecast of 2013 movie underwear sightings, we anticipated some follow ups to the above pictured shot from the first Star Trek installment back in 2009. With popcorn in hand and fingers crossed, we’re curious to see what Chris has in store for us this time around.

In the meantime, we rounded up some previous underwear sightings of the young Hollywood hunk as a teaser to the coming attractions. Check them out below and let us know if you’ll be heading to the box office to see Chris on the big screen!

Here he is with Zoe Saldana in another Star Trek underwear double whammy. 
Chris climbs out of bed wearing white briefs in Unstoppable.
Unstoppable, indeed.

Chris lathers up with Eddie Kaye Thomas in Blind Dating.
Towels seem to be the cover-up of choice for before and after. Mullets strictly optional

Chris is back in his underwear before long in Just My Luck,
with Lindsay Lohan looking on though the open door. 

Creepster!

In real life, Chris enjoys jogging, sunglasses, and carrying around loose script pages.
Here he is in a black pair of running shorts.

Looks like he’s got a similar pair in white to
complete his off-screen workout wardrobe. 

MANHUNT MAN OF THE WEEK:

REYISKING
From:  Manhunt Daily
Rey is the kind of New Yorker you’ll either love or hate. This well-spoken, fast-talking professional moved from a career behind the scenes in television to work on Wall Street, but still finds plenty of time to work out and, if the mood strikes, to dominate men and power fuck them with his ten and a half inch dick. And now he’s looking for love! We spoke the other day.

 Hi Rey! What are you up to?

I’m doing a staycation right now. All I’m doing is running errands. My birthday is right after Valentine’s Day, though, and I’m taking myself to Las Vegas to see Britney Spears as a whole “I Love You” card to myself. Alone! Although I haven’t heard very good things about Vegas, as far as it being gay-friendly.

I don’t think Las Vegas is exactly unfriendly to gays… Although it’s the definitely the place for straight people to go.

It’s like a lot of pockets of New York. Why go to that expense and not feel special? I think Britney’s going to be boosting gay tourism for certain. I’m outing myself here as a Britney fan. I’m okay with that. She’s in my age group, and she kind of resonates with my generation. The last album was shit, though. Like, really really bad. But you’re compelled to listen to it, and then you love it. It’s crap, I know that. But at least it keeps me going at the gym.
 I’m guessing from your photos that you spend quite a bit of time at the gym…

My Christmas present to myself was fitness boot camp. I’m trying to get to 180 lbs by my birthday. I put on 12 lbs of muscle in one month. Yeah! Those are my priorities. I know I sound really stereotypical.

When I was younger, I was skinny, picked on, awkward, total nerd face. With acne, the whole nine yards. And I had scoliosis, and I had to wear a brace. When the brace came off, I ran track for Syracuse, and I got really into it. I’m going to be in my late thirties soon, and I want a new me, body wise. That, and I like the challenge. I work out every day, sometimes twice a day. I’ve taken sword fighting classes, climbing, I’ve been doing jiu jitsu for a year and a half. So I want to get to 180, maintain it, make it hot, make it sexy. I worry about losing the abs, but I think I have a good routine.

How long have you been using Manhunt?

For the past three years, off and on. When I date someone, of course I get off. I’m fully aware that you can use apps for whatever purpose you want it to be, and people have gotten in touch with me for various things like nude modeling. I’ve done more than my share of nude modeling. Old gay friends have also reconnected with me that way. But I know it can be awkward for anyone that I date, so I know it makes them more comfortable when I deactivate my profile.

Nude modeling! Tell me more.

I’ve modeled for photographers, for web zines. I was actually in a documentary called Dick Dock, and actually, the filmmaker found me through Manhunt. He profiled me and 100 other guys about their penis size. Not just extra large guys, all different sizes. I did a web zine for some guy that I also met here. These aren't full-time pursuits, I just enjoy it. And it’s not porn. Not that there’s anything wrong with porn, I’ve done my fair share of amateur porn.

Do you get many porn offers?

Oh yeah, all the time. And I have friends in real life who are in the porn industry, and they've made interesting offers. I wouldn't call them lucrative offers. I know about intellectual property, and that your value isn't equal to what you’re paying you. But it’s catering to your narcissistic side. I can appreciate that, but I don’t want my life legacy to be that I can suck my own dick…

Judging from your profile it seems like you really like all different kinds of sex. Is that true?

I like anything that makes sense. I don’t party. I’m so not about that life. There’s my slightly nymphomaniac side, but I’m careful as far as using condoms, and I don’t use crystal. It’s gay crack. Why try to wipe out a whole minority population?

Actually, as I get older, I can’t have just a random hookup anymore. Unless it’s at the gym. That’s what the gym is for. I like to be entertained, and to entertain. When I’m hooking up, I tend to be a top, a little bit on the sadistic side. I like role play. Love it, actually. And I’m a sucker for a guy with a thick ass. I think my record for ass eating is about forty-five minutes. And I can power fuck for… Well, I had sex with this guy two weeks ago, and we did it for three hours straight. And I will make guys do things, and crawl, and put them in panties, and feminize them a bit, and it’s like this whole ownership thing. But I can only do that with a stranger, I can’t do that with someone I know.

That makes sense.

I was in a relationship with someone for nine years, and I didn’t feel comfortable fucking him. I’m ten and a half inches, and I didn’t feel comfortable fucking him. When I was younger, I fucked a guy who told me that I hit a lower internal organ, and it freaked me the fuck out.

I’m guessing being that hung presents challenges.

All the time. There’s a lot of problems. It’s too big for a lot of people to handle. People still want to have sex with me, but it’s all one-way. And some guys will hit on me, but only because they want a freak show. They kind of regard me as a circus act. I got asked if I could suck my own dick so many times that I actually tried it. (That was one of the best suggestions in the suggestion box, though.) It’s a part of me, I love it, but there’s definitely problems that come with the territory. Like teeth. People think they’re conquering Mount Everest or something by sucking my dick, and then they act like it’s a chew toy.

Sex aside, what are you looking for?

A good guy. I don’t date guys who are supermodels necessarily. I have in the past, but they tend to be vapid and silly. Lord knows I’m not perfect, but I want a nice, sexy, smart guy. You don’t have to have an 8-pack, but it’s nice to cuddle with someone who doesn’t have a belly. The guys I prefer to date are sweet and smart, and ambitious. And not just professionally. They want more out of life. I’m looking for a guy who’s kind of a nerd, but also, who works out. A Renaissance man.