Fuck flowers, teddy bears and all that romantic shit! Valentine’s Day has become a heinous, overly commercialized beast, and the best way to rebel is to drench the holiday’s face with a hot load of jizz. It doesn't matter whether you’re single, dating, married or in a polyamorous relationship. Nobody has any right to tell you how to feel on February 14. Except, well, I’m telling you that you should definitely cum on that day. Blow as many loads as possible, by yourself or with someone else.
I mean, sure! You could cry into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream while listening to sad music and feeling sorry for yourself, but why the fuck would you ever want to do that? You've got Manhunt, you've got porn, and you've got a bunch of useful (and often hilarious) items from adult novelty shop THINGS4FUN. Here’s a gift guide that has items to please yourself, your partner, your partner-to-be or your partner for one damn night.
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It can be hard to find “nail polish remover” in certain areas—especially if you don’t have a sex shop anywhere near you—so surprise your partner with a gift that will turn you into ravenous sex beasts who can’t get enough dick! Keep in mind, however, that everyone has different reactions to “nail polish remover”, and they can be a major turn-off for some folks.
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