Thursday, July 25, 2013
11 THINGS GAY MEN MASTURBATED TO BEFORE THE INTERNET
From: Gay Porn Blog
A few years ago, I asked a guy, a porn star, to tell me about the first porn he ever saw. Sean Cody, he replied. Ugh. You damned kids. In the era before the internet porn — before DVD porn, even — these are the meager pickings that I was forced to cobble together in order to make shower nozzle masturbation material.
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Jim Palmer
You know that you’re hard up when you’re taking Time Magazine into the bathroom three times a day. Welcome to my 14th year. If you want to know how hard it was to find porn — or even pictures of naked men — all you have to do is look at Jim Palmer (I think he’s a golfer?) with his David Hasselhoff hair, milquetoast body, Jane Fonda weights and funderwear.
Dish of the Day #1204: Candid Camera Week
Every Monday through Friday a new Dish of the Day is featured, and beginning on Friday you can vote for your favorite Dish of the week. If you haven't voted for last week's Dish yet, choose your man in the sidebar poll here.
Today's Dish is Jon Varak.
Treasured Chests - 2013 Edition
From: OUT
ANDRES VELENCOSO
Model, 35
Mr Kylie Minogue is one of the only male supermodels to have bucked on his hairy chest, and that's probably why he's one of our all-time favorites.
Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Wiener's Weiner
Photos From: The Dirty
We have heard all about it, and it has been sexted at least one time, now we have what is reported to be Anthony Weiner's Weiner, or at least one that was sent by his sexting alter ego, Carlos Danger, If this truly is Weiner's Weiner, I am sure he could find many a gay man that would be willing to service him.
If his wife decides she is over it, he could always move in with this guy, and then they could get a third room mate to take care of their "weiners."
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Masta Killa - Go Veg
Jamel Arief (born Elgin Turner; August 18, 1969), better known as Masta Killa, is an American rapper and member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Though one of the lesser-known members of the group (he was featured on only one track on their 1993 debut album Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)), he has been prolific on Clan group albums and solo projects since the mid-1990s, and released his debut album No Said Date in 2004 to positive reviews.
Masta Killa is known for being the most quiet and mysterious member of the Wu-Tang Clan, and little is still known about him. He does not give many independent interviews.
“I know I seem serious and quiet to a lot of the fans. That's because I take my work seriously. It's not a game. The Clan and I work hard to give you the best.”
In his personal downtime he listens to Gladys Knight, Patti LaBelle, Barry White, Parliament-Funkadelic, and Ohio Players. In an interview with nobodysmiling.com, he even said, "I listen to all kinds of things. Like... I listen to nothing, I might listen to the wind today."
Along with a number of the members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Masta Killa is vegetarian.
Do I Like Those Fancy Fancy Flavored Vodkas?
Nope, So Here's The Porn Inspired Flavors They Should Be Makings...
From: Give Me Gay Porn
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From: Give Me Gay Porn
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Vodka. It’s my tipple of choice, the best wing man I could ever need when I want to get laid and the only friend who’s never left me.
But recently I've noticed that every bar I go to is suffering it’s liquor shelves bowing under the weight of yet another novelty-flavor-infused-vodka. After gamely trying a few of the more preposterous varieties, I can’t help but think these flavors were brought about by a blind-reliance on mismanaged focus groups; namely a bunch of free loaders who simply turned up to get drunk on the free wine. If their slurred ramblings got to market then I might just get my ideas brought to life- here’s three real flavors I tried, rejected & improved upon:
Absolut Pears- Tastes like a dead man just spunked on my tongue.
My solution:
Absolut Ass- Inspired by JD Pheonix’s world-famous buns, this vodka has been filtered through rubber five times and suffused by delicate gold-flakes that you won’t taste, but at the back of your mind you’ll know they’re there.
Smirnoff Marshmallow- A ploddingly obvious, predictably saccharin sweet concoction that shares the soul of mechanically recovered meat.
My solution:
Smirnoff Whore- A medley of flavors you can’t quite put your finger on. This liquor has been around the block and absorbed a few experiences along the way. Proud of a taste that straddles adventure & danger, one in every ten bottles will give you a urinary tract infection.
Stolli Honey- These bees obviously fed off flowers from a serial killers back garden to produce something this foul.
My solution:
Stolli Cummy- As white as a bedspread at a budget hotel & as thick as the hollandaise sauce they spread across your breakfast eggs. Best served warm, this fragrant shot seems like a good idea at the time, but you’re soon regretting it as the buzz wears off and you’re left with it’s unmistakable tang coating the back of your throat.
MTV’s 10 Most Underrated Series Ever
From: The Backlot
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WebRIOT
MTV has given us a number of underrated game shows, many in the vein of its seminal madcap quiz series Remote Control. One was an experimental internet venture called WebRIOT; hosted by Ahmet Zappa, contestants answered cheeky multiple-choice trivia questions while home viewers played via MTV’s website. It was a swift and pretty hip show — a music-centric version of the great computer game You Don’t Know Jack, complete with nutty asides from our shiny-headed host.
History's Hottest TV Actors
From: Boy Culture
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| Waves of pleasure |
#35
Alex O'Loughlin
(1976—)
He's just about the perfect choice for a series lead because he's a pleasing combo of handsome and pretty, young and mature, and he's got a body that stands out even where he films, in Hawaii. Oh, my Jack Lord, but he's sexy. The Shield (2007), Moonlight (2007—2008), Three Rivers (2009—2010), Hawaii Five-O (2010—)
Body Magazine - May 1974
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The Body Lithe
Body Magazine - July 1974
The Body Hunky
Skeeter Quinn
by Bruce of Los Angeles
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Daily Packages
Commando Mando: Athlete in Nike
From: The Underwear Expert
From: The Underwear Expert
It was just another day of fitness for this tan stud in a black Nike Pro compression short until someone took a photo of him not wearing anything else. A good tip when wearing a compression short, it compresses…everything. He may want to try out a running short with built in jockstrap. It’s the best way to combine the athletic short with underwear.
Ask QC: The Art of Shaving
From: Queerty
Dear QueerClick,
I have a boyfriend who is 27 and I'm 18. I am extremely self-conscious about my body and all that. Here's the thing, not long ago my bf made a comment about hair on guys -- obviously down there. He said he didn't like the whole shaving thing, that natural is what he likes, but he actually hasn't seen me down there yet. He likes natural and I hate it... I prefer trimmed, but I don't know how to make it look nice and it's always uneven and looks really bad. A couple weeks ago, I went crazy and now its really really short. Here's my question: How can I trim it, not short and not long, and make it look nicer, or neat?
-- Trimmed and Confused
Dear readers, do you have any advice for our dear 18-year-old trimmer? Should he keep it natural as his boyfriend prefers? Seek a professional groomer to make it look even? Only have sex in the dark?
Dear QueerClick,
I have a boyfriend who is 27 and I'm 18. I am extremely self-conscious about my body and all that. Here's the thing, not long ago my bf made a comment about hair on guys -- obviously down there. He said he didn't like the whole shaving thing, that natural is what he likes, but he actually hasn't seen me down there yet. He likes natural and I hate it... I prefer trimmed, but I don't know how to make it look nice and it's always uneven and looks really bad. A couple weeks ago, I went crazy and now its really really short. Here's my question: How can I trim it, not short and not long, and make it look nicer, or neat?
-- Trimmed and Confused
Dear readers, do you have any advice for our dear 18-year-old trimmer? Should he keep it natural as his boyfriend prefers? Seek a professional groomer to make it look even? Only have sex in the dark?
Rodiney Santiago Strips For 2014 Calendar, Talks About His Big Brazilian Package
From: New, Now, Next
Rodiney Santiago is taking it all off, yet again, for his soon to be released 2014 calendar, and we have your first look at the calendar’s cover. Pre-order your copy here!
So check out Rodiney in all his glory, and see what our favorite A-lister had to say about his abs, his favorite kind of underwear and his big Brazilian package in our recent interview.
Also, if you’re in Atlanta, head on over to Rodiney’s big calendar release party next week.
NewNowNext: What do you think the sexiest part of your body is?
Rodiney Santiago: I would say my abs, because they help me pay my rent. But people close to me would say my heart.
NNN: If you were a month, what month would you be & why?
RS: February of course, because it’s summer in Brazil and Carnaval season. I get to wear my Brazilian Swimwear everyday at the beach. Plus, it’s my birthday!!!
NNN: Are you single?
RS: Depend who’s asking. LOL!
NNN: Favorite kind of underwear?
RS: Any kind of underwear as long is comfortable and have enough space for my Brazilian package. ;-)
NNN: The Pope is in Rio … what gay bar should his gay staff be going to?
RS: Any of the drag-queen clubs, so they (pope staff) would be inspired by the queens’ costumes. But my favorite club is The Week, because that’s where the attractive Brazilian men are. Plus, I know the pope’s staff won’t be there.
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