Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Open Post: Hosted By The Hot Pieces Of The NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar

From: Dlisted
On Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, People named its Sexiest Man Alive of 2015(aka the Celebrity Dude With The Hardest Working Publicist of the Year). I was totally ready to scream, “It should’ve been the Adonises of the NYC Taxi Driver Calendar!!!”

The Naked Rowers of Warwick aren’t the only pantie cream-inducing pieces who deliver the sex in the name of charity. Buzzfeed says that 12 real NYC cab drivers took it off and exuded hotness for the 2016 NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar. A piece from the sales of the calendars will go to the charity University Settlement. Here’s just a few of the pictures that’ll make you want to say, “Pull over, turn off the meter, hop over the seat and honk my fucking horn.” Yes, I watch a lot of cab driver-themed porn.





 The 2016 New York City Taxi Drivers Calendar, a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, features 12 of the city's most scintillating and good-humored yellow cab drivers. 


 A portion of each calendar sale will go to University Settlement, America’s oldest settlement house (1886), based in New York City and serving over 30,000 immigrant and working individuals and families every year with basic services like quality education, housing, and literacy programs. 










Watch More Gay Kisses From Sexy Chilean TV Star Francisco Celhay

From: Queerty






The new boy-meets-boy Latin romance, In The Grayscale (available on DVD and VOD from Wolfe) stars the exceptionally handsome Chilean TV actor Francisco Celhay (above right) as a bi-curious Santiago architect who falls for a bearded young history teacher (Emilio Edwards, above left). Check out this wonderful short clip that gives a glimpse at their naturalistic performances and great romantic chemistry.

Celhay previously blazed a trail with a terrific gay kiss on the 2011 TV mini-series, Cumpleanos (with another bearded Chilean, Santiago Tupper). See the one-minute clip below (in Spanish with no English subtitles, but you don’t really need them anyway).

Watch Justin Bieber Die in the First Full Trailer for ‘Zoolander 2′

From: Towleroad
The first full trailer for Zoolander 2 is here and brings pop star Justin Bieber to death’s doorstep.

In the follow-up to the 2001 comedic classic, Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) are back and trying to figure out who is killing the world’s most beautiful people (Justin Bieber among them).

Zoolander 2 also sees Will Ferrell reprise his role as the evil Mugatu. Penelope Cruz, Kristin Wiig, Fred Armisen, Olivia Munn and Willie Nelson also join as new cast members.

Watch below:

Starrfucker: Benjamin Godfre

From: Dude Tube
Friend of the blog Jeremy Lucido got Benjamin Godfre to be the cover model for the issue seven of Starrfucker magazine. You guys might know Jeremy from his work behind the camera at Randy Blue, but I love all the work he's put into making Starrfucker one of the most successful gay zines out there. Jeremy's also started selling one of a kind polaroids of your favorite porn stars on his website.




If you need more Benjamin Godfre you have to check out his porn debut for Falcon Studios.




Amazing shots!

From: Bacchus Captured Photos


Steffen | by Hayate

The photo to the left, on ModelMayhem, had over 44,700 views, 240 comments, and 180 listings, then it won the “18+ pic of the day” (after being rejected because of unfair competition). After that it was removed… maybe someone felt threatened. The Right image wasn’t even allowed there.

Jindal Drops Out

From: Boy Culture
Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-Louisiana) has dropped out of the Republican presidential primary, either because:

(A) He realized most of his potential voters would rather deport him

(B) He couldn't scale the wall Donald Trump built around the governor's mansion

Regardless, one less fool on the slate of fools on that side this cycle.

Dirty Dudes: Seth Rogen

September 30, 2011
From: Dude Tube
Seth Rogen was on Conan this week promoting his  movie 50/50 and discussing his bear icon status. Pinups Magazine published the "Seth" magazine with drawings by Christopher Schulz.



DEEP IN HIS BATE

From: 420bate
LOOK AT THAT GREASY DONG

Beck's Appeal: Sexiest Man Alive

From: Boy Culture
People person
David Beckham has taken the coveted honor of Sexiest Man Alive, as awarded by People Magazine.

The honor was first given to Mel Gibson, who was PISSED OFF to receive it. Since then, it's become ... a thing.

Beckham poses for People


Entire History of Sexiest Men Alive + My Notes

1985: Mel Gibson YES (who knew???)

1986: Mark Harmon YES

1987: Harry Hamlin YES

1988: John F. Kennedy Jr. YES

1989: Sean Connery NOT IN 1989

1990: Tom Cruise NO

1991: Patrick Swayze NO

1992: Nick Nolte NEVER

1993: NONE! BUT: Richard Gere = 1/2 of Sexiest Couple Alive YES

1994: NONE! AT ALL!

1995: Brad Pitt YES

1996: Denzel Washington NEVER

1997: George Clooney EH

1998: Harrison Ford NOT IN 1998

1999: Richard Gere again YES

2000: Brad Pitt YES

2001: Pierce Brosnan NEVER

2002: Ben Affleck NEVER

2003: Johnny Depp NEVER

2004: Jude Law NEVER

2005: Matthew McConaughey YES

2006: George Clooney EH

2007: Matt Damon NEVER

2008: Hugh Jackman YES

2009: Johnny Depp NEVER

2010: Ryan Reynolds NOW YER TALKIN'

2011: Bradley Cooper YES

2012: Channing Tatum YES

2013: Adam Levine EH

2014: Chris Hemsworth YES, LIAM'S EVEN BETTER

2015: David Beckham YES

Rugby Players Go Full Frontal in Guinness Run Video

From: Fleshbot
Rugby Burn
Straight guys. What are you? The Blackburn Rugby Club from Lancashire, England has an annual tradition of running around a track buck naked before downing a pint of Guinness beer. Rugby nudity headlines are usually such a hole tease because the pics or videos are often all ass (NOT that I'm complaining, keep 'em coming), but the Blackburn boys are all dicks and balls. God, I'd love to go foreskin explorin' with that guy on the right. Here's the vid!

Preacher Penis #11: Rev. Jasper's Boys

From: Tales of West Hollywood
 I don't remember where I met Rev. Jasper.  Not at MCC, maybe at Evangelicals Together, the gay evangelical network in West Hollywood.  He was in his 40s, a little taller than me, and very muscular,  thick and heavy, with a furry chest.

A bit too old for me: in West Hollywood, you were expected to date within a 5 year age range, and in the summer of 1988, I was only 27 years old.

But he had most of the characteristics I find attractive, including being a clergyman: he was a minister at a gay-friendly American Baptist church in Gardena, about 45 minutes south of West Hollywood.


 There aren't any Baptist churches near Gardena that are gay-friendly today, so I doubt that there were any 30 years ago.  Rev. Jasper was probably just feeding me a line.

On our first date,  we had dinner at the French Quarter, and he tried to impress me with his knowledge of Hebrew, Greek, and Latin.  But he got some basic dates in biblical history wrong, and he had a weird theory about Leviticus:

"The Bible is the literal Word of God, no doubt about it, but you have to interpret it right.  For instance, in Leviticus, thou shalt not lie with man as with woman.  Well, how do you lie with man as with woman?  You lie on top of him, and he puts his legs in the air.  So no Greek (anal).  But God doesn't say anything about French (oral)."


 But he was muscular, with a thick neck and black eyebrows, so I invited him home.

He liked oral, getting but not giving.  Not a problem.  The only thing I didn't like was his annoying habit of calling me "nice boy, good boy" during the Act.  I felt like a puppy dog.

On our second date, you always introduce him to your friends, so Raul and Heinz invited us over to watch a movie.

This date didn't go as well.  Rev. Jasper was practically drooling over Raul, even suggested sharing on the second date!  Plus he told us about another weird theory.

There were 8 sexes, 4 anthropomorphic (male) and 4 gynecomorphic (female):

Masculine/feminine men
Masculine/feminine boys
Masculine/feminine women
Masculine/feminine girls

And you are only attracted to other sexes, so masculine men are never into other masculine men, for instance, only feminine men, boys, women, or girls.

"Um, excuse me!"  I exclaimed.  "I'm only into masculine men, and I'm plenty masculine!"


 He said "Are you really?"

OK, this would be our last date!  "What about Raul, my ex boyfriend?  He's plenty masculine too!"

"He's still a boy.  A very hot one, I might add."

Raul was 24.  So by boy, Rev. Jasper meant twink.  

Didn't he?

I didn't call Rev. Jasper again, but I don't think he noticed.  The moment the 48 hour waiting period was over, he called Raul for a date.

Fine with me. 

So they began dating.  Raul told me that Rev. Jasper was interesting to talk to, and very nice in bed, except for his annoying habit of saying "Good boy, nice boy" during the act.

"I'm not a boy!" Raul exclaimed.  "I'm a grown-up man, ese!"

"He just means a twink,". I said.

"It's still disrespectful."

I shrugged. "Then break up with him."

Raul smiled.  "Did you see what he looks like naked?  I can stand being a boy for a chance at that sausage.  And he has some interesting things to say about the Bible..."

Then, just after their fifth or sixth date, Raul called, bubbling over with excitement.  "My brother Manny is coming for a visit!"

Raul's parents were very conservative Pentecostals.  They weren't happy with him being gay, but they were trying to learn tolerance.  So agreeing to let Manny visit was a major victory.

"We'll have so much fun!" he continued.  "We'll go to Knotts Berry Farm, and Mann's Chinese Theater, and the beach.  And I'll introduce him to all my friends, so he can go home and tell Mama and Papa that gays aren't monsters."


 On Friday Raul and I drove down to Escondido, about two hours away, to pick Manny up and take him out to dinner at Mel's Diner in Hollywood.  There were six of us: Raul, me, and four of his friends, including Rev. Jasper. 

Manny was 14, cute, energetic, and very nonchalant about Raul's gayness.  He asked thoughtful questions about who called who for the date, who paid, and how you stayed friends after breaking up.

On Saturday, Raul and Manny went out on their own to tour Hollywood and the Santa Monica Pier.

On Sunday, Raul, Manny, and I went to church at the MCC, and then we drove him home. 


On Monday, Raul called.  "That's all! I'm not dating Rev. Jasper any more."

"Why?" I asked, surprised.  "What happened?"

"Oh, he's good...he's smooth...but come on, I'm not stupid. When Manny was visiting, his eyes got all big, he talked to him like that, asked him questions like that."

My face started to burn.  "You mean..."

There was dead silence on the line.

"I didn't notice anything inappropriate," I began.  "When he says boy, he means twink....um, doesn't he?"

"He calls me today, he wants to invite me and Manny to Bear Mountain."


"Um...well, that sounds innocent.  He's just being nice to his boyfriend's brother."

"But wait -- he says 'Manny is such a cute boy!  Such a good boy!'"

Ok, that sounded a lot like Rev. Jasper's pillow talk.

"Then he says 'Do you think Manny liked me?  When can I see him again?'"  Like he wants a date! First you, and then me, I'm still a boy, and now Manny!  Pendejo!"

Ok, no more Rev. Jasper.