Saturday, March 1, 2014

Five Straight Guy Myths About Gay Guys In The Locker Room

From: Queerty
 Gays have never been more prominent in sports than they are now. What with NFL draft hopeful Michael Sam coming out and Jason Collins becoming the first openly gay major athlete when he suited up against the Lakers last weekend, we seem to be making great strides in changing perceptions of homosexuality in athletics.
But there’s still a long way to go. We got to thinking about our own locker room experiences after we saw an ESPN poll in which one in four NFL players say they would refuse to shower with a gay teammate.
Here are the five biggest myths straight guys have about sharing the locker room with gays.

 1. 
We can’t keep our eyes off of you

Let’s start with the biggest offender. We hate to have to put it so bluntly (OK maybe we don’t mind), but you just aren't that hot. And it isn't that you’re not hot in that “you aren't exactly my type but damn I’d love to practice my squats on you” sort of way, but more like “you remind me of my weird uncle who watches TV in his underwear.
We know in your mind you are the pinnacle of testosterone-fueled masculinity and the obvious lust object for all gay men, but you might want to spend a little less time doing chest presses and a little more time swimming laps. The beer gut? Not so cute.
Unless of course you are in the .01% of people who really are that hot. Then you’ll just have to deal with a casual admiring look.

 2. 
Let’s rendezvous in shower stall #4

Contrary to popular belief, we are not all public exhibitionists whose first thought when undressing post-workout is to add even more bacteria to the already infested shower floor. While in theory it may spark a fantasy or two, reality is (as is usually the case) a lot less sexy. For those who are into public sex, there are much better choices of locale. Generally, the gym shower is a very un-sexy space — the flip-flops, the stained grout, the general mildewy musk.
Unless of course you belong to a “gay gym.” Then you might want to steer clear of the steam room if the five-knuckle Olympics isn't what you’re training for.

 3. 
You can always tell who’s gay

We get it. You’re a man. I mean, a real man. You can bench 190 pounds (while grunting of course) and your gym uniform is an over sized t-shirt with even more over sized shorts. I hate to break it to you, but there are gay guys who look, dress and grunt just like you at the gym. You may think you have it all figured out, but honey, you don’t know the first thing about the complex masculine/feminine spectrum in gay culture.
Unless of course you’re focused only on the twink with the bleach blonde hair or the muscle queen in the Madonna tank top. They’re almost certainly on our team.
 4. 
Our iPods exclusively blast Beyonce and Robyn

You think all we do is go out clubbing, dance to pop music, head to the gym the next day, work out to pop music, then go home and fuck…to pop music. Nobody has a one-track soundtrack to life — how boring would that be? — and that goes for the same when exercising. Sometimes we need some St. Lucia, maybe a little Super Flu — hell, how about Curtis Mayfield every now and then? Don’t you be pigeonholing us.
Unless of course it’s a Beyonce day. And there are lots of Beyonce days.


5. 
All we do is cardio and yoga

This goes back to #3. There are all types of people, and that includes all types of gay guys. That dude you've been “bro-checking-out” because of his insane body that you hope to one day achieve? She’s one of us. The personal trainer you've dropped serious cash on to try and build more mass? You should see him on a go-go box.
Unless of course you take a Zumba class or something with a name like “Bodyflow.”


"There’s nothing like a bed for relaxing on when you’re comparing your masculine attributes with a congenial companion"

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....that caption translated to today’s porn standards would be like HORNY TWINK FRIENDS COMPARE COCK SIZES

NOW PRESENTING: THE HOTTEST COCK SLUTS OF 2013

From: Manhunt Daily
2. 
RYAN

 Do yourself a favor. Go to Sean Cody and watch every scene Ryan filmed in 2013. (If you’re feeling extra ambitious, go all the way back to his hardcore debut in 2011.) This boy may not have the resume as our number one “Hottest Cock Slut“, but his hole has been subject to some of the hardest, deepest poundings witnessed on the internet. He takes dick with an impressive enthusiasm, and I’m actually ashamed that I haven’t been paying more attention to him…


 This suggestion came to me from a man I’d consider the closest thing to a Sean Cody scholar, Zach at STR8UPGAYPORN. I’ve now begun to wonder what could have been if Ryan were invited to the recent “Mountain Getaway” series. Ugh, could you imagine? That might have pushed him to the top spot on here.






 "Right now, you might be looking at Randy and Ryan, thinking to yourself that there’s no possible way these two beautiful creatures would ever make out with a hot dog. You are, unfortunately, very wrong about this. The Sean Cody newcomer we've all come to love over the past few weeks makes his hardcore debut with one of the site’s most popular power bottoms… And they begin their scene by, indeed, making out with a hot dog.


 Things go up (or down) from there, as Randy shoves his thick, uncut cock into Ryan’s oh-so-welcoming hole. This allows the cameraman to give us an outstanding view of Randy’s extremely hairy “yeti butt“, and consequently, this allows me to blow a gigantic load that squirts all the way over my shoulder."





 



 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


EDITOR’S PICKS: THE 100 SEXIEST MEN OF 2013

From: Manhunt Daily
22. 
TIM MCGRAW
It’s easy to sexualize a guy who spends most of his time wearing a cowboy hat, but damn, did anyone beyond Faith Hill know his body looks like this? At 45 years-old, this man has better abs than I’ve ever had (or will ever have) in my entire life. I’m not sure if I’m legitimately jealous—given my well-documented love for cheeseburgers—but I am one-hundred percent certain that I’d spin around in circles on Tim McGraw‘s country boy cock.



Tim McGraw is 45 years-old and, quite possibly, the hottest man in the music industry right now. If you don’t believe me, take a look at this shot from his new story in People magazine, where he talks about his weight loss, getting sober and his 16-year marriage to fellow country singer Faith Hill.

Even more importantly? He shows off his eight pack abs.

As you all know, I’m a fellow who’d take tummies, love handles and great sexual chemistry over a muscular Adonis any day… But, uh, even I’m gasping over that lightly fuzzy, chiseled stomach. This man is the definition of “DILF”.

You Must Remember This: 14 Greatest Gay TV Kisses

From: The Backlot
Agron & Nasir 
Spartacus
Easy guys. Catch your breath.