Treasured Chests - 2013 Edition

From:  OUT
MATHEW ST. PATRICK
Actor, 45

Keith Charles on Six Feet Under is the total package: great boyfriend material and perfect eye candy. We need to see more of you, Mathew!

Would You Hit It?

From:  Dlisted
As we walk through the valley of the shadow of death while making our way to the after world, we can all tell ourselves that we've learned everything there is to learn about life, because we know that Geraldo Rivera shaves his pubes. Twitter can shut down now, because I've seen everything and I don’t want to see anymore.

Last night, all the moisture on the Earth’s surface dried up when the freshly shaven Fox of Fox News, Geraldo Rivera, tweeted this bathroom selfie of his 70-year-old nipples and smooth pepaw crotch, and he added the note:

70 is the new 50 (Erica and family are going to be so pissed…but at my age…)

This picture is what you would see if you looked at Grindr while in the middle of a retirement community in Boca. Jesus be a flying chair to hit me in the head and knock out the image of a naked Geraldo Rivera.

With all that being said, no, I would not hit it, even with Geraldo’s rose-colored glasses on. Rose-colored glasses are strong, but they’re not that strong. (And the sad truth is, I probably would hit it. It’s the downfall of being a shameless, desperate slut.)

Queerism - Finger Blast

noun: The action of quickly sliding your fingers in and out of your partners anus.

Levi Leipheimer - "It's as Easy as ABC"

Levi Leipheimer (born October 24, 1973) is an American former professional road racing cyclist. His major accomplishments include winning the 2007, 2008 and 2009 editions of the Tour of California, the 2011 Tour de Suisse, the 2011 USA Pro Cycling Challenge, and the 2006 Dauphiné Libéré. Notable results for Leipheimer on Grand Tours include coming in second in the 2008 Vuelta a España, third in the 2001 Vuelta a España, and having four top-ten finishes in the Tour de France, including third overall in the 2007. In the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games road time trial competition, Leipheimer won the bronze medal. He is also a two-time national champion having won the National Time Trial Championship in 1999 and the National Road Race Championship in 2007.
On October 10, 2012 the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) announced that Leipheimer would be suspended for six months after admitting to doping while riding for Saturn, U.S. Postal Service, Rabobank, Gerolsteiner and Astana. Leipheimer accepted a six-month ban from September 1, 2012 ending on March 1, 2013 along with the stripping of all race results between June 1999 and July 2006, as well as July 2007. On May 20, 2013, Leipheimer confirmed that he had retired from professional cycling. His contract with Omega Pharma-Quickstep was terminated in 2012 after his doping admission, and he could not find a new team.

History's Hottest TV Actors

From:  Boy Culture
Teacher's pet
#37 
Mark-Paul Gosselaar 
(1974—)
A rare case of a teen boy who drove them crazy—on Saved By the Bell—growing into equally crazy-inducing adult roles, Gosselaar has rocked it as a blond you shouldn't touch and a brunet fond of prime time showers. Saved By the Bell (1989—1993), Saved By the Bell: The College Years (1993—1994), Hyperion Bay (1998—1999), NYPD Blue (2001—2005), Commander in Chief (2005—2006), Raising the Bar (2008—2009), Franklin & Bash (2011—2012)

Body Magazine - January 1974



 The Body at Home


 The Body Latin


 The Body Gallery


Caption This!

 Check out July 14's winning caption after the jump:

2013 Hot 100

From:  OUT
81. 
LIAM HEMSWORTH

BORN: January 13, 1990 (age 23) Melbourne, Australia
HEIGHT: 6′ 3″ (1.91 m)
PREVIOUS RANKING: NEW!

SCORES HOTNESS POINTS FOR…
The youngest of the Hemsworth brothers has proved he has nothing to envy of his elder siblings, and as Gale in The Hunger Games franchise, he has solidified his status as a heartthrob.

FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER: @LiamHemsworth

Beating Off Together: 150 Gayest Songs EVER

From:  Boy Culture
Lou Christie 
"Two Faces Have I
(1963)
Luigi Alfredo Giovanni Sacco (born February 19, 1943), known professionally as Lou Christie, is an American singer-songwriter best known for three separate strings of pop hits in the 1960s, including his 1966 hit, "Lightnin' Strikes", and his three-octave vocal range. Christie's single, "Two Faces Have I" in March 1963, was an  hit, peaking at #6 and also selling over a million copies.

History's 150 Best TV Theme Songs

From:  Boy Culture
#85
 "Theme from Gunsmoke" by Rex Koury & Glenn Spencer 
Gunsmoke 
(1955—1975)

One of TV's most familiar tunes thanks to its attachment to one of TV's longest series, it's a shots-fired-in-the-air winner.

Daily Packages

Mormon Underwear Gone Wild?
In this “strange?” NSFW photo, we’ve got a gorgeous guy tantalizing us with his mormon-esque underwear. We wonder if Ann Romney would approve? 

Third Annual 100 Most Eligible Bachelors

From:  OUT
DON LEMON

Author/News Anchor at CNN

Don Lemon (born March 1, 1966) is an American journalist and television news anchor, best known as the host of the prime-time weekend edition of CNN Newsroom, based in New York.

Want to make a move? Check out his Facebook page here.


Optical Illusion

Now, consider this: the blue and green stripes in this picture are actually THE SAME FRICKIN’ COLOUR

Striking Posers: History's Hottest 100 Male Models

From:  Boy Culture
Wink fast
Nikola Jovanovic 
(?, 1989—)

This Serbian model has a clean yet sexy look that has landed him quite a few covers and campaigns, most importantly Gucci in '11. He's walked the runway for Versace, D&G, Boss and Kenneth Cole. He told The Fashionisto that he's not too impressed with his current HQ, NYC:

"It is so hard to find friends in NYC. Everybody is busy and is just working, working, working, 'cause it's so expensive there!"

I'm here for you, Nikola. Just drop in anytime.

The 100 Hottest Male Tennis Players of the Open Era

From:  kenneth in the (212)
 72. 
Frank Dancevic
And they say guns aren't big in Canada. 

The 100 Grooviest LGBT Characters on Television

From:  Deep Dish
91 
Oscar Martinez 
(Oscar Nunez) 
The Office 
(2005–13)
Oscar Jual Paul Martinez is a fictional character from the US mockumentary-style television series The Office played by Cuban actor Oscar Nunez. Martinez was one of the few openly gay characters in broadcast television at the time that the series aired. Although Nunez, who is straight, did not know his character might be gay when he first signed on, he has no issues with the character's sexuality as long as the material is funny. For the 2006-2007 season Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) reported he was the only LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender) person of color character on a regular series. For the 2007-2008 season he was the "only remaining gay character on a half-hour comedy program" and the only LGBT lead or supporting character who is a person of color. For the 2009-2010 season Martinez was one of four people of color LGBT regular series characters; in 2010-2011 there were six and 2011-2012 there was five.
Martinez is an accountant at the Scranton, Pennsylvania office of the paper distribution company Dunder Mifflin and gets his first name from Nunez, series producer Greg Daniels felt that "Oscar" sounded like a good accountant's name. He is a first generation Mexican-American. He is also openly gay after being outed by his then boss Michael Scott in "Gay Witch Hunt," the third season premiere episode devoted to the outing. However, the character was implied to be gay in the second season episode 'The Secret' when Dwight catches him faking sickness to spend the day with his boyfriend (Dwight remains oblivious to this detail as he was obsessed with proving that Oscar was not ill). As a result, in earlier episodes, many co-workers erroneously attribute him various Mexican stereotypes (e.g. being involved in drug cartels) but after his outing, his stereotypes are more focused on his being gay, particularly by Michael which may explain their conflicted relationship. Nunez explained in an 2008 interview that the character variously feels amusement, pity and hatred towards his fictional boss. He has no specific counterpart in the original British series.
Oscar is known for being rational, quietly efficient, and intellectual worker in the office, often the one who will ask pointed financial questions that his colleagues will not or that Michael avoids answering. Martinez refers to himself as being in the "Coalition for Reason" with Jim and Pam Halpert. According to Nunez the three "are there to set up the comic situations" for boss Michael and Dwight Schrute, Michael's toady. He explained, "We can still be funny but we are definitely the 'straight guys'."  He is often the one who's able to clearly see the reality and logic in situations, including financial ones such as when Michael started up his own paper company or Ryan Howard's online start up business. Because of this, Oscar is considered to be a know-it-all by many of his co-workers. Oscar is frequently exasperated by the antics of his coworkers and tends to find their humor offensive.[11] He is reserved, not really exhibiting a desire for close contact with any of his co-workers, although he is friendly when not outwardly pedantic. In an AfterElton.com interview Nunez explained he plays the character like an accountant, who happens to be gay, and just trying to do his work and not really interested in what the documentarians are filming. Actor Nunez references the character as a Log Cabin Republican, though no mention of this has occurred in the show. In the episode Dwight Christmas, he is in fact openly acknowledged as a Democrat. His more balanced and normal personality makes him an every man type character, contrasting the generally extroverted people with whom he works. He's also a charter member of the company's three-person (and exclusive) "Finer Things Club" with Pam and Toby Flenderson. He and co-worker Kevin Malone seem to have a strong friendship with each other, often a dynamic where Oscar is often the calm, rational one while Kevin is the fun loving one.

THE TOP 50 HOTTEST HUNKS OF THE 80′S!

From:  The Backlot
 #34 
Kevin Von Erich
56-year-old  Kevin was one of the hottest pro-wrestlers of the 80′s, known as “The Golden Warrior,” and famous for wrestling barefoot.


I’ve never been an “accessories" guy.

 "Watches feel weird, rings throw off my typing speed, and necklaces just seem unnecessary.

Years ago I tried pulling off a Kakui Nut Lei in an attempt to rebrand myself as a Pacific Islander (to keep people from confusing me for Latino)…but, I needed to be a lot bigger before I could pull off the lei’d look.

I saw this while exploring the Castro. Thick, beautifully cut, light-weight aluminum, and long enough that it laid flat around my neck. Oh, and only $14.

Going to give it a try…the weight of the chain is comforting. Perhaps I've finally found an accessory I can pull off." -- Noodles and Beef

The 30 Sexiest Tennis Players

From:  OUT
DUSTIN BROWN
German
Dustin Brown (born December 8, 1984 in Celle, West Germany) is a German professional tennis player. Brown competes mainly on the ATP Challenger Tour, both in singles and doubles. He reached his highest ATP singles ranking of World No. 89 in January 2011 and his highest doubles ranking of World No. 43 in May 2012.

30 Most Dateable Gay TV Characters

From:  OUT
Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor (Randy Harrison) is one troublesome teenager on the US version of Queer as Folk. But is it really his fault? He's hung up on deadbeat Brian. But for the most part the talented, artistic, idealistic guy was never agonizing over his sexual orientation or struggling with coming out. And is sure to make someone a great husband one day—once he grows up.

30 Entertaining Reasons to Be Proud

From:  The Backlot
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report

I seriously have no idea if anyone behind either of these blisteringly brilliant news commentaries is gay. But the fact that day in and day out these men and women deconstruct anti-gay rhetoric in a way that is both intelligent and unspeakably hilarious does immeasurable good for us. Hell – I’m just happy to be talked about!

The 25 Greatest Game Shows Ever

From:  The Backlot
4. 
Wheel of Fortune
Wheel of Fortune is a fun game on its own, but so much more is entrancing about its presentation: the hypnotic wheel, the intriguing puzzle, Pat Sajak‘s subversive humor, and Vanna White‘s flawless letter-tapping poise (seriously, watch the week when a guest hostess stepped in; you’ll see how hard it to maintain grace when reaching a high vowel). Never forget that football player Rolf Benirschke got to host the daytime version of Wheel in the late ’80s. So weird.

The 24 Funnest Gay Ads Ever

From:  Buzz Feed
12. 
Fun 2006 rainy day promo by Jontex condoms.

21 Biggest Dickheads in Sports: 2013 Edition

From:  OUT
Alan Gordon
Here’s the thing about playing sports on TV, somebody’s always watching. Gordon, a forward for the San Jose Earthquakes, called Will Johnson of the Portland Timbers a “faggot” and NBC Sports Network caught it on camera. Gordon issued a post-match apology but that didn't save him from a three-match suspension.

The 12 Hunks Of Wimbledon You Should Get To Know

From: Queerty
The Giant
Name: Kenny de Schepper
Seed: Unseeded
Playing Notes: This nearly 7-ft tall player is the biggest underdog in this tournament, untested in any major competition.